Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Beginning of the Ruling of Cats


Indeed, this is the beginning of the blog of a girl who enjoys cats enough to want them to rule the world.

A girl who might believe that cats really can rule the world.

But can cats really rule the world? Are they capable? Are they smart enough? Strong enough?

Can anyone really rule the world? Anyone or anything? What are the qualifications to rule the world and what really does one need to do to be the ruler of the world?

Could you do it? No? Then maybe a cat could.

Maybe cats have all the knowledge in the world deep down inside themselves, but they just don't express to us that they are in fact smarter than the average human being.

I mean, wouldn't you want to be a cat anyways? Having people feed you, sleeping as long and as often as you'd like, never having to change clothes, never having to deal with family drama, and you just do your business in a box and have humans clean it up later. All you have to do is float through life.

So by comparison to the human life, wouldn't you think a cat taking the reins in this world would lead to better outcomes? Demanding that people sleep more and work less. Take time to pet cats and not mope around the house feeling sorry for yourself because you didn't do well in that job interview.

Sounds to me like a lot of people would like this sort of life right off the bat.

So why not let cats rule the world?

You certainly wouldn't want to, would ya?